jag’n



the act of jacking off in a manner only known by gary johnson, aka jaguar johnson.
jaguar johnson, aka gary johnson, went home after work one day and grabbed his laptop, pulled up a funky, vintage p*rno flick, and while jag’n off, proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.

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