the act of jacking off in a manner only known by gary johnson, aka jaguar johnson.
jaguar johnson, aka gary johnson, went home after work one day and grabbed his laptop, pulled up a funky, vintage p*rno flick, and while jag’n off, proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.
- holy cheezus
the jesus of the grilled cheese world. everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he’s holy and s*xy as a grilled cheezus could be. dam i love me some cheezus! i pray to the holy cheezus but when i pray, i wanna eat him
- megan sales
normally described as the b*lls of the camel friend 1 : ergh look you can see the camel b*lls friend 2 : you mean the megan sales
- danish dryer
when hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. you then close the hatches and run the turbine. the rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil. the only way to clean up this leak […]
a very attractive man with very nerdy hobbies and interests. he’s such a hubblywoblenut, i really like him but he’s mad about star wars