a very attractive man with very nerdy hobbies and interests.
he’s such a hubblywoblenut, i really like him but he’s mad about star wars
- paddle wheel
when three or more male partic-p-nts engage in the s-xual act of the “dutch rudder” whilst in a circular formation. they were supposed to be in a meeting, but when i peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.
- mr austin
the most annoying teacher with a limp that somehow go down stairs really fast. mr. austin,”be quiiet guyys, ii’ll right your naames dowwn” “mweep mweep”
- craig davies
a pedophile, molest little kids doesn’t like to play not jet packs cods, got recycled nudes from a girl, thinks he is the best at everything, loves the word “n-gg-r” does not know how to use it moderately may god help him loves being a weeb and hentai your a craig davies
- panic drink
the default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order. bartender: what can i get you? me: uhhh uhhhhh, vodka soda! friend: you know they have craft c-cktails here, right? me: i dont know. it’s my panic drink.
- philly sunrise
prerequisites: 2 males, or anyone using strap-ons to subst-tute the needed anatomy. a philly sunrise starts with one person laying on their back, head facing their partner who is standing facing them. the person laying down opens their mouth as wide as possible, person standing up fully inserts their genitals in their mouth/throat. the person […]