Jake Page


some tall guy who will generally annoy the h-ll out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. also his beard is a lie.
he looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pr-nounced adam’s apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils sp-wn.
alyson: god i don’t know why i keep hanging out with jake page…..

marissa: ya me either……

alyson: yup….. also his beard is such a lie !!!

marissa: he reminds me of an ant!

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