Jakeum
a jakeum is morsel of candy likened to marshmallow peeps, except these are in the shape of the mythical creature the world knows as jake. a short, stocky, boy shape, with a disgruntled expression painted on the face, and a black spot on the top of its head to represent “jake’s” awkward haircut.
a mere squeezing of the jakeum’s round belly results in a loud, high-pitched squeak of desperation.
the main feature that distinguishes a jakeum from a peep is that rather then being coated in sugar, this marshmallow treat is coated in salt.
“i bought my girlfriend a box of jakeums for valentines day, and she went into hypertensive crisis and stroked out after eating three of them.”
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