Jakson
s-xy. zld;iktbeksujrhntuijmoytopu usually leaves girls speechless. seriously. no words describe the s-xyness of this hot motha trucka… do me
look at that face….he is sucha jakson. do me.
a word taken from the name of the earth mammal the donkey a.k.a the jack–ss. this name is one used to make fun of a red headed f-ck-tard who thinks he knows everything. if you ever come in contact with a jakson do not try to capture, call the cops. if a jakson ever gets to close then scream out fire crotch over and over again until it cries and waits for its mommy.
dude….look….there is a jakson…
fire crotch! fire crotch!
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