Jakup
jakup derives from the ancient amager language and translates to “he whose p-n-s resembles that of a horse”. in the bible originally named ‘jaku’ the p was later added out of necessity to warn ladies as the ‘p’ stood – and still stands – for phallumegaly.
hot babe #1: wow that guy is really funny and s-xy
hot babe #2: i heard his name is jakup
hot babe #1: what a shame! my v-g-n- can only contain a 1 meter p-n-s so i better find myself an anders 🙁
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