Janklow


verb

to be hit by a car while on a motorcycle.
1. dude, if you’re not careful on the road, you’ll get janklow’d and then we’ll have to visit your sorry -ss in the hospital.
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sh-t guys, you see that new post janklow made? comedy plutonium!!!11

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