January’s Fat Ass
1) fat annoying b-tch that does not know when to shut her fat mouth.
2) biggest sl-t in the world
3) has a big case of jungle fever (look at example 2)
4) makes triple xl look small… somehow…
5) biggest piece of dirt.
1) january gave head to a black man and a mexcian at the same time
2) january gave head then to gary smith
3) dosen’t know how to dress wearing clothes that girls who have a waist of 40 inches or less should be wearing…
4) she had s-x with a 27 year old!! after having s-x with a kid from landon!!
man 1 – well of course she wears tight clothes she needs to get business…
man 2 – not that tight d-mn… her fat is sticking out everywhere
man 1 – which layer are you talking about on her body?
man 2 – forget it, it’s to hard to tell what’s fat and what clothes.
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