while receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently sh*ts in their face.
susan’s hair looks looks like it survived a j*panese hurricane.
the most lovable couple bella and ace
- liberal magical thinking
liberal magical thinking: is thinking*(1) that when an illiberal*(2) thinks a thought*(3), any thought, then that thought is automatically considered logical*(4) and should be presented as truth*(5). *(1) thinking: “head scratching and “hmm” noises, and is often followed by an “aha!” *(2)illiberal: one who descends on a population to illegalize, demonize, and remove freedoms generally […]
a cross between a pimp *ss panty pullin honda accord and an anaconda. sh*t, chili bob, for sure gonna be bustin out the anaconda if we rollin the aconda tonight!
- dropping off a suitcase
the seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to f*ck their brains out. as you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously *j*c*l*t* in their face and sh*t on her chest, saying “here’s your suitcase darling”… …whilst […]