while receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently sh-ts in their face.
susan’s hair looks looks like it survived a j-panese hurricane.
the most lovable couple bella and ace
- liberal magical thinking
liberal magical thinking: is thinking-(1) that when an illiberal-(2) thinks a thought-(3), any thought, then that thought is automatically considered logical-(4) and should be presented as truth-(5). -(1) thinking: “head scratching and “hmm” noises, and is often followed by an “aha!” -(2)illiberal: one who descends on a population to illegalize, demonize, and remove freedoms generally […]
a cross between a pimp -ss panty pullin honda accord and an anaconda. sh-t, chili bob, for sure gonna be bustin out the anaconda if we rollin the aconda tonight!
- dropping off a suitcase
the seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to f-ck their brains out. as you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously -j-c-l-t- in their face and sh-t on her chest, saying “here’s your suitcase darling”… …whilst […]