Japanotard
some one who is not j-panese and that is obsessed with being j-panese in a r-t-rded way. they shout two or three j-panese words in their sentences thinking they are cool, they write j-panese words on thier websites, and are infatuated with anime. some claim part j-panese when they dont even look like it and try too hard too hard to be “asian”.
example 1:
they are watching naruto
j-panotard: oh my god, the dubbing is so bad. they say the names soooo wrong!
normal person: well, tell me how you say it, and then compare it to how they say it.
j-panotard: well, they say it “naruhdoh”, i say it “naruhdoh”
normal person: hmm…oh yeah, that was totally different (sarcasm)
example 2:
amine fan girl: omg!!! that is sooo kawaii!! i love it!
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