jawnty
a word for a fake, mysp-ce wh-r-. a jawnty usually pretends to be older than they actually are and use pictures of a hot blonde girl wearing a swimsuit.
“that person is such a jawnty.”
“what’s that?”
“it means her pictures aren’t really her and she’s probably 13.”
a liar who is beyond mordacious, not to mention conniving and manipulative.
“i love you, allyuh!!1” lies jawnty.
a sti that causes your genetalia to fall off, and/or implode.
dude, i heard that sk-nk gave you a jawnty. ouch.
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