Jazzercize
masturbation while taking in a smooth duck b-ttery jazz piece. although recommended, spandex is not required.
sh-t, i’m gonna perform a textbook jazzercize exercise by running a coltrane all up my lavish member. i’m gonna rub my cannonb-lls to some cannonball adderlay
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