Jebus
homer simpson’s version of g-d.
“i can’t be a missionary! i don’t even believe in jebus!”
a version of the word jesus created by homer simpson when he became a missionary. used for comical purposes instead of using jesus. also used in games to avoid n-z–language filters. (eg c-ke music)
sweet zombie jebus that was cool!
homer simpson’s version of jesus.
“i can’t be a missionary, i don’t even believe in jebus”
another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid -ss reason…
(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)
do you belive in jebus?
h-ll nha
the home city of the jebusites; conquered by kind david and renamed jerusalem.
“hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says ‘jebus’?”
“huh…it’s supposed to be jesus, right?”
variant of jesus, used because it’s less offensive.
originated from the simpsons. generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. it does not “use the lord’s name in vain,” and gets the message across.
tenchin: don’t struggle! they’ll just bring you in deeper!
psyguy: save meh, jebus!
something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced
the earlyest referance found was in the old testament of the bible where it mentions a people called the jebusites
jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of jerusalem until it was conquered by the israelites.
jebus, it’s supposed to say jesus right
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