tsunami

one of the ocean’s deadliest and flashiest weapons in its continuing war on humanity.

the ocean rises up and sends a sweeping wall of itself onto land, killing as many people as it can. the forefront of this -ssault is called a tsunami.
the ocean must be held accountable for these blatant displays of aggression.

the cl-ssic image
j-panese for big wave. tsunamis can be generated by earthquakes, underwater landslides, and in rare cases, giant meteors striking the earth’s seas or oceans.
if a giant rock from sp-ce hits the ocean, the coasts and islands will be wiped off the face of the earth
a big f-cking wave!
a tsunami destroyed the whole eastern seaboard!
a) a giant wave generated by an undersea earthquake, landslide or by a meteor impact.
b) splashing of water in the toilet caused by plopping a big t-rd.
i plopped a huge one and the tsunami it caused splashed my -ss all over
a tsunami is a bathroom prank that can be performed as follows:
1. wait for one of your buddies to use a public bathroom stall.
2. fill up a couple of buckets of water and gather outside the bathroom with other willing partic-p-nts.
3. walk into the bathroom and shut off the lights.
4. get your helpers to start banging on the walls of the stall while yelling, “tsunami,” at the top of their lungs.
5. dump the water on your soon to be ex-buddy.
6. run away. it’ll be a few minutes before he finishes up and starts looking for you.
we gave brett a tsunami last night! he was p-ssed!
when an asian girl squirts p-ssy juice while reaching climax during intercourse
chris: yo jose? whats that stain on your shoes?

jose: d-mn yo!!! probably from sook ling’s tsunami last night!!!imma get more dim sum tonight boy!!!!
in ohio, it means you are about to get it in, in j-pan, it means your sh-t just got f-cked up.
molly jordan is about to try to tsunami owen dorsey, unless he calls a j-pan

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