Jedi mind clit
when a woman uses her p-ssy as leverage during a(n) conflict/argument.
ricky: “i’m not smoking weed anymore bro.”
ant: “why?”
ricky: “linzy, says it’s a turn off and makes my d-ck soft.”
ant: dude, she’s playing jedi mind cl-t on you!”
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