jellyboarding
a form of torture or “enhanced interrogation technique” specifically designed for use against gummi bears. jellyboarding simulates the feeling of drowning. in corn syrup.
“grammi said she was thinking about jellyboarding us if we don’t tell here where we hid the gummiberry juice!”
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