Jenny Hau
jen is a large dragon most similar in appearance to those seen in chinese mythology. its serpentine body is largely blue, but its underbelly is yellow. it has four white fins down its back, and a large and gaping mouth. jen is known for its fierce temper and wanton destructive tendencies. once it has worked itself into a frenzy, it will not calm until everything around it is destroyed, and can even go on for a whole month.
this violent nature is attributed to the dramatic structural changes its brain undergoes during evolution. during times of human conflict jen is said to appear, burning entire cities down to the ground.
jen usually lives in large bodies of water, such as lakes and ponds or even seas and oceans.
person 1: “omg what happened to my peaceful village?”
person 2: “oh sh-t”
jenny hau: “i’m going to burn your home and rape your orphaned children … and then i will burn your orphans and rape their remains!!”
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