jenx
it’s just like a jinx, but instead of being caused by voodoo, it’s caused by the actions of an incompetent moron. (a reference to leroy jenkins)
variations:
jnx
j3nx
j£nx
jenks
“my roomate didn’t fill my tank up after i lent him my car so now i am stuck on the side of the road and i am late for work. what a jenx!”
“he totally jenxed the whole team when he fumbled the ball.”
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