named after the god of fire, jerard is a name normally used for boys who have large p*n*ses and who get p*ssy everyday. also used as a replacement for “mr. steal your girl”
we named are son jerard because he has a large p*n*s and he always gets p*ssy.
- thicc daddy
a newly discovered species that has to have a large diet to sustain thiccness. some thicc daddies have 3 c’s thiccc depending on the level of thiccness. one must give up their food for a thicc daddy when a thicc daddy wants thy food or else thicc daddy can’t be thicc, this is what makes […]
- milky kiss
a milky kiss i want to kiss you with milk in my mouth. giving a milky kiss.
dead carc*ss that occasionally appears, dressed as a pokemon character on an escalator. this particular sub-species of the human race enjoys: dressing up as michael jackson, shouting “hit it!” at random times and not giving up their seats on trains for elderly women. however, when tempted with apple pie and a tender and loving funky […]
the fear of pruny fingers which are obtained by being submerged in water too long. i never take more than a 5 minute bath because i suffer from prunadigiphobia.