Jeremiah Johnson


when you rub s-m-n on the face of your victim, specifically the upper lip and chin/cheek regions. then proceed to rub your un manicured pubic area on said area until the s-m-n dries the rogue p-b-s. thus giving the illusion that the victim has a beard akin to the great jeremiah johnson.
hey christina, i honestly think you would look great with a beard. mind if i jeremiah johnson you?

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