a religious movement dedicated to the ideas of jeremy usborne, a 20th-21st century british philosopher and musician. jeremism emerged from usborne’s collaboration with a carpenter, andy, in creating the woodworkers and general persons union.
jeremism. i’m a jeremist.
- i'm sharp
another word for i’m hip or i am aware of what is going on i am aware of the situation i know person one: the new iphone is coming out tomorrow person two: oh yeah i’m sharp
- washing machine monsters
people who munch on your laundry and it can’t be found anywhere. “oh! look! there’s the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! better go catch them before we lost it all!”
- daughter water
the mystical ‘tonic’ where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and s-xism issues because they see the world through their daughters’ experiences he became far more aware of the plight of women in the workforce after he drank the daughter water
another form of saying master. i will always follow you, my murster!
- rudder b*tter
the frothy mix of s-m-n and lubricant created when one -j-c-l-t-s and then uses said -j-c-l-t- as fresh lubricant for a second jack session. after i splooged in that dennys bathroom i got a creamy batch of rudder b-tter going on cause i had to go for round two.