jerkitis
a disease contracted from spooning with a member of the opposite s-x.
ex. man, me and that chick ended up spooning last night and i think i caught the jerkitis.
when a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.
when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.
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