a woman giving chris christie a bl-wj-b while having delicious jersey tomatoes shoved up her -ss.
“i sure could go for a jersey sandwich right now.”
(n) describing or pertaining to all squad related matters. “nicky 2 strokes called me the squadfather today. what an intuitive squadonym.”
the condition felt when someone says something racist and everyone gets quiet and embarr-ssed. or the condition felt when someone makes a racist joke and no one laughs. my drunk uncle made a super racist joke at thanksgiving dinner and no one laughed. it was awkward. i think he was really embarracist.
- protein dispersion
when a man -j-c-l-t-s his s-m-n. my buddy is taking a 10 day cruise to the islands where he plans to enjoy the sunny beaches, the beautiful ladies, and hopefully some “protein dispersion”!
(doo-stag) a noun someone who listens to one song repet-tively tommy: “stop listening to numa numa you f—ing dustaug!”
- alaskan dragon rider
the alaskan fire dragon, performed with the man riding a moose. “hey man, i gave my girl the alaskan fire dragon last night.” “man, you are bad at this. i gave my girl the alaskan dragon rider last night.” “daaaaaaaaamn”