jerusalem bagel
when the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.
tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. he readily greased his pubic hair. they performed the jerusalem bagel together late into the night.
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