cloutmite
a term used to describe a person who has clout, and has tendencies close related to termites. instead of eating wood, cloutmites feed off of social media clout. for example, vkeif on instgram, is a cloutmite.
“yo michael has been gaining like crazy in instagram followers”
“yeah, he’s definitely becoming a cloutmite”
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