Jesu5
believed to be the true name of the messiah, christ, come down from heaven to redeem us for our sins. apparently, the holy bible lists this name incorrectly several times, as ‘jesus’.
“then said jesu5, ‘father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.'” -luke 23:34
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