Jesus Christ in a box
an exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you’re faced with something that obviously just f-cked up your plans.
my sister to her husband-
“jesus christ in a box, michael! i said get the playtex supers in cardboard tampons!… grrr d-mnit!…”
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