a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.
“did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?”
“does andrew f*ck dirties? come on!”
- cr*p-piece cl*ssic
like a caprice cl*ssic by chevy except not as gangsta because it has only hubcaps and the standard woodpanel exterior. friend: hey wanna go to the movies tonight. unlucky owner: naw, my cr*p-piece cl*ssic is breakin down again.
chatting bare sh*t, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: mdma) when one’s mouth appears to be independent of one’s body/brain. “i was so mashed last night, i was spraffing away like f*ck”
- cr*ppy housewife
what tonje langeteig does not want to be. tonje langeteig: i woke up one morning and thought i was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. i don’t wanna be a cr*ppy housewife. person: this makes “friday” sound good!
the result of a bet between scott stapp and nickelback frontman chad kroeger, in which kroeger wagered that stapp could never create a sound that was an even bigger insult to music than his own sh*t band. stapp won the bet by creating the exact same band as nickelback, only with the added twist of […]