jew cream
1. a glow available to all religions and sects…usually resulting in rewards that are normally only possible for a jew. a non jewish person can attain such status by accomplishing goals dedicated to ruthless business and attaining high levels of regard from others. when one attains such a glow, it is said they are using “jew cream” 2. helping to exclaim excitement over getting a bangin’ bag, picking up a bangin’ girl, or attaining a bangin’ job. 3. status quo of a dignified, expert jew. also see jewru
“look at that benz, that boy be using jew cream.”
“he got a new job, thats because he shined up with jew cream”
“wipe your jew cream off.”
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