the circ-mcised dill that you leave in a jar.
hitler kept a jar of jewish pickles under his bed
in celebration of an event/accomplishment you go have a w-nk. friend 1: congratulations on getting that promotion man, did you go out to celebrate? friend 2: nope, but i went and had me a w-nkebrate.
when you are falling asleep and your head is bobbing d-mn look at that fine -ss girl in the mall she keeps falling asleep and her noggin is lolling around, girl be dribbing
sketchy, just not quite right, a little off, potentially dangerous i don’t want that jingy person coming over for a date!
is a monkey which climbs trees and trows p–p down at other monkey mates it has been said that it only eats its own p–p and earwax did that crazy -n-sa throw p–p again ?
- flip shop
a publication, often a website, which distributes lazy borderline plagiarism of others’ articles and p-sses them off as their own (e.g., cracked.com, todayifoundout.com, buzzfeed.com et al.) those sh-tbirds at the dollop flip shop just poached another of my articles.