jewke
jewish joke. jewish and joke combined to make jewke, aka jew joke.
person1: haha you just made a jewke!
person2: whats a jewke?!
person1: a jew joke, duh.
to ruin something. to screw something up.
“when i got my dui, i jewkes up my driving record, and my life”
|joōk|
noun
a thing that someone says to cause amus-m-nt or laughter concerning members of the people and cultural community whose traditional religion is judaism and who trace their origins through the ancient hebrew people of israel to abraham, esp. a story with a funny punchline concerning jews.
she was in a mood to tell jewkes.
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