Jewrad
he is known to many as a beast. he’s a n-gg- from the east. incredibly giant black man, but sometimes confused for a lebanese child. gl-sses? usually. if a jewrad’s eyes are working properly, meaning his contacts have been properly lubed up, then you will not see him with gl-sses. this is never the case.
some characteristics of the jewrad: playing stupid jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid jewrad phrases that don’t amount to anything, getting p-ss drunk and over-n-lyzing the war in iraq with stupid jewrad friends, tells stupid jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid jewrad unbelievable stories.
a jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.
you know you know a jewrad if:
you have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
you find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a lebanese boy.
you are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, s-xual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.
hari: “jewrad! how is going on man?”
jewrad: “shut the f-ck up! i’m a n-gg- from the east.”
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