Jewtopia
a fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.
when we die, we all go to jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6’8” guys named goldberg.
a land heavily populated by those of the jewish faith
also, a 99 cent store
man, i was at my jewish buddy’s house the other day, his neighborhood is like a mini jewtopia.
a land where modern-day jews can be free from the persecutions of n-z- germany and the ancient egyptians.
ralph goldman was sick and tired of being pushed around by the n-z-s and ancient egyptians, so he was forcefully relocated to a magical land where jews can run around and do jewish cr-p; a land called jewtopia.
a land where jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from n-z- germans and ancient egyptians.
it’s current location is unknown. this area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.
if you’re feeling down and lonely being a jew, take a trip to jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.
a land of a jew! an area of which a jew aproximates.
jewtopia basically is where jews are really cool! (israel)
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