Jewtunes


people: the little rising jews found in many every day situations; ex. jew f-cks in halo, the crafty swine cutting you in the lunch line..

music: the tunes the crafty, gold loving swine like to listen to when they count their money. in other words, the jews’ favorite tunes.
jr. papa: dude, f-ckin jewtunes, i swear to god, if one more of these crafty swine try to kill me with a gravity hammer i will have their yamaka.

sr. papa: dude i know, they just cant get enough of their jewtunes. its like all they play is matisyahu and debbie friedman.

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