jimmy condom


a condom named after such a little d-ck guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp d-cks, broke d-cks, and short d-cks….
ex. maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
ex. boy you can’t fit into a magnum but it’s okay, i got you some jimmy condoms!
ex.that d-ck sure is a jimmy condom!

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