jizzgasm
shooting j-zzy streams out of the pen0r during a state of heightened s-xual pleasure. j-zzgasms are usually accompanied by groans and/or convulsions and could be a result of mansechs, b-ttsechs, or any other type of sechs. (see also, snoodling and f-lch-ng)
i just busted a redonkulous, gigantic j-zzgasm al in that b-tchs mouth and hair, and now she better get some spermicide in that sh-t or her little jailbait c-mguzzling j-zzpuppet c-ckflute is gonna have some f-cking sperm in her bloodstream, beeeatch!
3 more definitions
a large expulsion of male -j-c-l-t-, -rg-sm.
i j-zzgasmed all over that sl-t–ss ho’s face, dawg.
to j-zz like a wildebeest during an -rg-sm; sometimes referred to as dropping a bucket of white paint
-after a j-zzgasm- dude did somebody drop a bucket of white paint? ummm….yeah. they went….that way. o_o better go get them. o.o…>.>….o.e……b-tch go get them!
1.the self-explanatory word for the male -rg-sm
2. projectile -j-c-l-t-; explosive expulsion of s-m-n
3. a big mess
” clean up! your room looks like a big j-zzgasm! “
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