JLo
a woman who constantly switches her boyfriends to see which ethnicities she likes the best; a woman who loves getting married so much she does it over and over again with different men; a woman who is famous for her -ss and not her singing or acting
“yo son that bytch can’t sing but she got a phatty like jlo”…”d-mn homie that hoez had more men than jlo.. o wait she almost does”…”holup, that hoes been with a black guy, spanish guy, mexican, white, hindu, arabian…d-mn she a jlo”
1) nickname for entertainer jennifer lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!
d-mn! check out tha j lo on that byotch!
big ol’ b-tt
jennifer lopez
a woman with a fat -ss.
that is one jlo on your girlfriend!
a heinous mutant with an elephant’s -ss and an intellect of a door kn-b. a diva in american pop culture i.e. a paragon of abysmal taste and grotesque cacophony. exposure and rise to success is a result of diligent f-ll-t–n.
is that a cello?
no, it’s j.lo.
a stupid stuckup sl-t star overpaid by hollywood
the moniker for celebrity singer/actress jennifer lopez.
became popular when lopez releashed her music alb-m “j-lo” in july 24, 2001 and opened her own product line named jlo.
the online shop very humbly describes j-lo as ” one of the most talented, well known entertainers in the world today.”
(which is larger, the head or the…)
you listening to jlo?
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