jobby jabber

what some straight people in my country call gays
hes such a jobby jabber
the word “jobby” coming from the scottish for sh-t/poo, a “jobby jabber” concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a “praying” position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) -rs- of said friend/foe, shouting “jobby jabber!”. remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.
“aaaaaagh! n-body jobby jabs me and gets away with it!”
jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for sh-t or cr-p or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (sh-t) with his p-n-s aka (d-ck,c-ck,w-lly)
sarah: “i really like james do you think i should ask him for his number?”
jane: “nah i wouldn’t he looks like a jobby jabber ”
an h-m-s-xual ; a man who engages as the active partner in -n-l s-x with another man. from “jobby” (faecal solid) + “jab” (to pr-ng or spear). it should be noted that some may consider this term offensive – it is favoured by h-m-phobes due to its low potential for “re-appropriation” by the h-m-s-xual community (see example).
gay pride celebration ; queer pride celebration ; jobby-jabber pride celebration.
to ‘jobby jabber’ someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and ‘jab’ them in the ‘gooch’ (the area between the -n-s and the scr-t-m).
“holy f-ck by the way! ye want tae a f-ckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae ricky, he f-ckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!”
“a dare ye tae jobby jabber that polismin! a f-ckin dare ye!”
“yer maws got a heavy growler! a went tae jobby jabber her n a loast a finger!”
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that webby, he’s a jobby-jabber!
its what h-m-‘s like to call the alpha male’s genitiles.
wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!