jobbyknickers
a scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her b-m properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.
alan- “how did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?”
tim- ” it was all good mate till i pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight i -ssure you”
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