Jockette


the female equivalent of a jock. both have the same personality and characteristics. jocks and jockettes usually tend to date each other, and both like to insult the less popular (although they get ripped a lot more than they rip us). see also jock.
“haha look at that jockette with her big solid jocky boyfriend, how gay do they look?”
basically a female variation of a jock. they usually get all the boys, even though none of them are that hot. most of them are stuck-up and either too d-mn b-tchy or too sensitive. they only date jocks or else they instantly become not popular. some of them are ok, but the vast majority are sl-ts who really won’t get far in life. they always play either lacrosse or cheerleading (or both).
david: hey man, you seen lexi? d-mn, she’s hot!
mikey: nah man, she ain’t, she’s just a stuck-up jockette.

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