King Hobo


a king hobo is a job occupation in which there can only be one. the job of the king hobo is to keep the hobo population in balance. the hobo king must have a master’s degree in at least all social science courses. he/she is chosen by a unanimous vote from the united nations. this job occupation is a job occupation for life. unlike other king-ships, this job is not p-ssed down through the blood line.
james: “did you hear the united nations have elected a new king hobo?”

clark: “yeah! i am surprised he went to college for every master in his social sciences!”

maxwell: “i heard about it… he brought a family of hobos into prosperity and our family into the life of a hobo.”

james and clark: “ouch dude, sucks for you.”

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