Jockey Derby
a ritual that started in italian jockey stables whereby a girlfriend of a jockey is brought to a party comprising of jockey’s and their partners.
the new ‘filly’ is then given alcoholic drinks laced with rohypnol or other drugs with a pliable effect, and is broken in with rough debased s-x acts, ridden around the area, her teeth and gums checked, and p-ssed from jockey to jockey.
this is made all the more comical and humiliating by the fact that jockey’s are a poor man’s dwarf.
i hear robby albarado hit his new filly too hard at the last jockey derby and is now being sued.
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