Jockster


athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to p-ss themselves off as being cooler than they really are. a cross between a hipster and a jock. favors rock climbing, skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.
“he took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an andrew bird concert. i can’t believe she’d date such a jockster!”
jock + gangster

usually seen running down the basketball court with their -ss hanging out of their shorts.
mike is a jockster.. look at him with his backwards hat and low basketball shorts.

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