Joe Kick-Ass


any man/giant robot that is so cool, that everyone knows he will kick everyone’s -ss without breaking a sweat. to be a joe kick–ss, you must have the following traits.

1. you don’t take no sh-t from anybody.
2. you have a sweet car (covering it in guns makes it better)
3. you play by your own rules
4.you are at least 15 feet tall and are a robot.-

only when you complete these steps will you be a true joe kick–ss.
silverstreak is a regular joe kick–ss.

don’t laugh at his momma, or he’ll go joe kick–ss on ya and run you down/shoot you with his ferarri covered in shotguns!

-#4 is optional
1 more definition
a person that is kick -ss in everything video game related. may have no real life friends, but at least she/he has his/her digital friends.
you are too kick -ss for this game joe kick-ss

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