Joe Merlo
joe merlo, from quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the “ghetto” to town. his pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. being part of the mafia, he will kill your white -ss.
idiot one: “yo! where’s that joe merlo kid?”
idiot two: “gettin up in some b-tches guts.”
idiot one: “typical.”
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