John and Edward
john and edward are contestants in the 2009 series of x factor. they are often booed by the audience because they “cannot sing” and always avoid the final 2. their mentor is louis walsh, who put them into the final for publicity, and, because they are irish. a lot of people throughout the country hate the duo, but no matter how much people hate them, they are still getting votes. if they win the compet-tion, simon cowell will leave the country.
teenage girl: jesus christ not these again! i want a hot group not these irish jokers!
guy: oh my god who are these idiots? oh wait, john and edward! i’m sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! you’re awesome! -gets h-t in face by girlfriend-
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