john it out
a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his c-ck to kids at his fat sons sleepover. it is now used when anything is got out,collected,p-ssed and most definitely, flopped.
‘oi, dave, i hear you have a saggy minge, john it out !’
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