John Swan!


something awesome, unusual, fantastic, or awkward. used more as verbal punctuation such as a exclamation point. mainly used to establish the end of a thought or statement there may seem like there’s something left unsaid. john swan.
that plane just hit a barrel roll. john swan!

dude didnt know what he had coming. john swan.

order up, john swan!

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