john wick
f-ckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.
comes from the movie john wick where an ex–ss-ssin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
person 1: that lady tried to smack my dog.
person 2: wtf? for real?
person 1: yea i was about to go john wick on her -ss.
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