Johnny 5


a johnny 5 is the hot boxing of a bathroom or other small knook with 5 individually rolled blunts each consisting of over 1 gram of marjuana… if one feels they have reached the pinacle of g hood than a johnny five should be in their immediate future… see also koo koo jones…
created by deeznuts
me and my two boys rolled up 5 gorilla fingers and got dumb high in the bathroom johnny 5 styles

Read Also:

  • herbalishis

    cannibus,weed,pot,marijuana… symptoms: makes you feel good, happy, hungry, goofy, focused, hype, or have the urge to do something you usually wouldnt… 1.”aye homie, p-ss the herbalishis” 2.”damm i had a long day. i need some herbalishis” 3.”aye,roll up the herbalishis so we can blow before i go to work.”

  • Alburz

    an incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out of tune harp playing and multiple personalities, and the fact they are not human, but koala. most people, when faced with ‘alburz’ do now know how to react. common reactions include: 1. screaming 2. vommiting 3. consumption of live young 4. fainting […]

  • He-pimp

    a pimp who manages men, not women. yo he-b-tch, shave ya d-mn sideburns, ya think this he-pimp can find you some d-mn clients with that small mammal growing on ya cheeks?!

  • el Fupacabra

    a woman of mon’strous appearance due to an abundance of fupa (fat upper p-ssy area). “why are so many female math teachers among the legions of el fupacabra?” “i…i just don’t know.”

  • Job raffle

    when someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding. how did they get that job? the only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle. how on […]


Disclaimer: Johnny 5 definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.